Dear "Stuff White People Like",

• Lettuce
• Duck Tape
• Cell Phones
  
• Vegetarianism
  
• Brita Filters
• Walking on all Fours
  
• Royal Scepters
• Playing Games on Cell Phones
  
• Yelling at Ants
  
• Scrabble
• Being Annoying
• Laughing at Birds
• Masturbation
  
• Writing Postcards from Canada
• "Airplane!"
• Making Ringtones for Cellphones
• Inventing the Moon
• Camp-outs
• Contemplating navels
  

It's not hard to make fun of "white people".
Sincerely,

Thanks, Ryan.

Excerpt from "Mio Viaggio": a paper for my Italian class, as edited by my roommate.

"Prenderò uno traghetto da Napoli a Sicilia, dove miei cugini Raymond e Rosa mi incontreranno e mi concederanno abitare is mad crazy. I never thought I would get this big . But I digress. It’s all about tha endo weed and stackin money. Anyway. The bible is a good book about christians and stuch if you ever get tha chance you shoud read et. ANyway. FUCK. More beer time."